"perfecting" coultergiest

since she thinks the jews need some perfecting, the good folks at maxim (there's a phase i never thought i'd utter) have put together some tips for how coultergiest can perfect her/him/its - self

coultergiest wants jews to be "perfected," just like her/him/it

the female impersonator herself is again in the news for making an outrageously awful statement.  i could rant about her/him/it, but instead i will wisely bow to wonkette's much better analysis of this:

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP:

ANN COULTER WILL ANNIHILATE THE JEWS

We’re on a pretty strict “Ignore People Who Deliberately Say Provocative Shit For Big Money,” because otherwise we’d spend all day repeating whatever dull outrage from Rush Limbaugh, Don Imus, Bill O’Reilly, Pat Robertson, etc. But today we are sort of compelled to note that beloved entertainer Ann Coulter has called for the end of Judaism, and the end of the Jews in general.

How will the hard-living old gal finally complete Hitler’s Dream? She’s going to convert all the poor lost Jews to her religion. (Christianity, apparently. Who knew?)

On a CNBC talk show Monday night — who watches CNBC after the markets close? — Coulter was talking to host Donny Deutsch about whatever, and then she demanded that all Jews be converted to Christianity so they would become “perfected,” like she is.

We assume all the people who are so excited about nuking Iran because Ahmadinejad is one of those holocaust-denier nutcases will immediately call for the U.S. to bomb Ann Coulter — or at least boycott Coulter and any teevee station that lets her on the air and any book store that sells her terrific books, right? Right?

coutergiest wants to take the vote away from women...

...but of course female impersonator coultergiest could still vote, adam's apple and all...

In an interview with the New York Observer, conservative commentator, frequent Fox guest, and alleged plagiarist Ann Coulter left this choice quote, which the Observer highlighted as "On women:"

COULTER: If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and 'We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'

and it's DEMOCRATIC president, ann...at least get the name of the party right. oh, and lets not forget that in 2006, coultergiest allegedly violated Florida law by voting in the wrong precinct. The short version, according to The Brad Blog, which has closely followed the ongoing story:

"She committed third-degree voter fraud in Palm Beach County when she lied on her registration. Period. Dead to rights. She also lied on her driver's license down there (another third-degree felony) and knowingly voted at the wrong precinct (first degree misdemeanor). Again, all dead to rights. The link above offers all the proof any attorney with balls bigger than Coulter's would need. And here's her fraudulent Voter Registration form to boot."

jerry falwell died? so what...

who really cares about that rev. of intolerance who died when there's a new story about coultergeist's voter fraud case? i mean come on kids, get your priorities in order already!

and what makes it all the better is that it now appears that the fbi agent who used his authority to try and clear the junk-toting-stick-figure of wrongdoing is actually female impersonator coutergeist's former boyfriend!

yes, you read that right, former boyfriend...i'm guessing this fbi agent may have gotten his own little personal crying game experience from coultergeist.

coultergiest goes after doctors

yep, she's going even more off the never ending deep end that is her craziness...now she's repeated the edwards homophobic slur and gone after doctors who perform legal abortions, saying that these doctors are in need of an operation themselves, what she calls "a procedure with a rifle": (oh, that's hilarious)

"Speaking at the recent Reclaiming America for Christ conference, (televangelist D. James Kennedy's annual political rally), Ann Coulter not only repeated her now infamous anti-gay slur to the Christian group, but she declared that she can 'understand' the assassination of doctors who perform legal abortions."

...in some other news, some sensible conservatives (yes, they do exist...somewhere) have stared a petition to stop having coultergiest speak at CPAC. but what all of this really means, is that Law and Order can now do at least 2 more coultergiest-themed episodes this year. you know they can't pass up an opportunity to do a show where someone takes coultergiest's advocation of violence seriously and gets Jack McCoy all hot and bothered over it.

conservatives give gay porn star an award

ok, so y'all may remember hearing about the CPAC conference last weekend where coultergiest made her homophobic slur against john edwards. well, one more interesting little tidbit has arisen from that gathering of *cough* conservatives. it turns out that Matt Sanchez, a 36-year-old Columbia student and Marine Corps reservist, who has been all over fox news in the past cause he claims he was mocked about his military service by folks at Columbia, has also gone by the name "Rod Majors" in such cinematic triumphs as Jawbreaker, Donkey Dick, and Glory Holes Of Fame 3. yep, he's a former gay porn star (and male escort, as it turns out...but no business with the fabulously rev. ted haggard has turned up yet).

so why was he at the CPAC conference, you ask? well, aside from his past cozying up to coultergiest, hannity, o'reilly, gingrich, malkin, and other conservatives after he spoke publicly on his experiences at Columbia (bashing one of the evil eight will get you on fox news, no problem), he was being presented with, wait for it...an award. the CPAC’s Jeane Kirkpatrick Academic Freedom Award.

all that along with the gay-bashing remarks of colutergiest at the conference, makes this photo of Sanchez and coultergiest all the more wonderful...feel free to insert your own thought bubbles.



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