bush and ahmadinajad: both love texas longhorns and/or satan

wonkette has a great comment on the above photo:

"Did you know the whole Iran-White House thing is a big scam because both Bush and Ahmadinejad answer to the same boss, Satan? Well it could be true, as proven by this Conspiracy Planet photo comparison showing both unloved presidents doing the HAIL SATAN gesture. We’ve often posted pictures of Bush Junior worshiping his father in hell, but this is the first time we’ve seen Iranian McBeardy guy rocking the Heavy Metal Hands — and check him out, all double-barreled and whatnot.

But what if Mahmoud y Jorge are both just lifelong devotees of Texas collegiate sports?

There is, of course, the possibility that the Iranian president is a covert Longhorn fan and is signalling other Longhorn fans that he is one of them, but the chance of that being true is little to none.

Oh good, well that’s settled."

walmart puts nuns on threat list

satan's five and dime, aka walmart, has identified a new, major security threat: nuns.

yes, nuns, as in the benedectine sisters of san antonio texas. (there are nuns in texas? and that's not news in itself?)

The sisters have raised questions on wages, human rights, health care and the
pay disparity between CEOs and workers. They believe that's why Wal-Mart has
launched a surveillance operation on the small church group.

well, i suppose there is reason to this...satan would find nuns a threat, right?