walmart puts nuns on threat list

satan's five and dime, aka walmart, has identified a new, major security threat: nuns.

yes, nuns, as in the benedectine sisters of san antonio texas. (there are nuns in texas? and that's not news in itself?)

The sisters have raised questions on wages, human rights, health care and the
pay disparity between CEOs and workers. They believe that's why Wal-Mart has
launched a surveillance operation on the small church group.

well, i suppose there is reason to this...satan would find nuns a threat, right?