warrant issued for richard gere's arrest

dateline, new delhi:

a warrant for gere's arrest on charges of acting in an obscene manner in public has been issued. sadly, this was not in response to a public screening of runaway bride. actress (see previous post on he kissed a bollywoodgere being burned in effigy), and it turns out that not only is that frowned upon in india, it's downright criminal. i guess this means that the kissing industry will at least be safe from outsourcing...